TITLE:Dozy
STATUS/PART:Teaser
AUTHOR:Jiro
EMAIL:Jiro@l...
RATING:PG-13 to R
PAIRING:Ron/Draco/Harry,
SPOILERS: Books 1-4
WARNINGS:Multi-MPreg,Angst,slash,and,and my insanity
DISCLAIMER:This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
SUMMARY:Ron knockes up Draco, then an eigth month pregnat Draco knocks up Harry Potter. Sigh I'm evil or insane.

Dozy
"Are you sure that you're comfy?" I asked for a third or forth time. He nodded to me, glasses slipping down his nose just slightly making the need for him to adjust them with a smile and an index finger. An annoyed sigh next to me show that though he is not bothered by my worry our companion is.

"Merlin, Ron! That is about the FITH time you asked him that! He's pregnant, not bloody dyeing!" Huffed the sleeked blond.

Harry just shook his head sighing as Hermione rolled her eyes, "Actually he's asked a total of ten times if you believe it," she corrected not glancing up from her book on The Other Reproduction of Teenage Wizards Today, By Amir Beau Donovan.

Draco reached across the compartment and snatched the book away, "What in the world are you reading?" asking her well also ignoring her exclamation of having her book snatched from her.

Seeing as she was not going to get her book back until she answered, "About how yours and Harry's pregnancies cycles and what you go through during child birth," Hermione dictated while naming the highlights off on her fingers," also has good diet plans, what is safe exercise, Fetal Kick Count, and I am sure you will all love this it also talks about how to still have safe comfortable sex with lots of pleasure."

"Ooo!" Draco started skim through the thick book look for the part on sex. Not that I blamed him he was a lot farther along than Harry. In fact he was quit over due by three weeks. We were heading to the Malfoy Manor so he could get ready to deliver.

Maybe that was why I was so nervous and fussy over Harry. Though that is more of Draco's job seeing as he is the one that knocked him up! What? Don't believe me? It is quit funny how all this happened really. You see Draco is having my baby and Harry his having his. But wait it gets even funnier. Harry is only about eight weeks along! Merlin, don't tell me you want to hear! Fine but is one bit of a dozy! Don't say I didn't warn you.