Updated PartTitle: Alcohol, Spells & Reporters
Author: Chienne & D. Lee
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Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG-13
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Distribution: Any lists it's being sent to. Anyone else just ask.Alcohol, Spells & Reporters
The night was filled with sounds of debauchery all over England. It was the third night of celebration of the defeat of Voldemort. Wizards everywhere had gone crazy with the news. At Hogwarts, the halls rang non-stop for the past three days. Hagrid had opened up his keg of never ending special brew on the second night of celebration. Into this wild spectacle came Casper Stevenson. The new star reporter for the Daily Prophet. He had been sent to Hogwarts to gain an exclusive interview with the hero Harry Potter. Entering through the front doors of the school Casper ran into a dazed looking student. Asking where he could find Mr. Potter he was sent towards the Grand dinning hall.
In the hallway a half dozen students ran as if their lives depended on a quick departure from the dinning hall. Reaching the doors Casper could hear what sounded like an out of control frat party. The doors flew open as another student fled the hall with a look of terror. Following through the door was an obviously drunk half giant. Hanging from him were several angry pixies. Taking a deep breath, Casper threw back his shoulders and opened the doors. It was bedlam.
On one side of the room there appeared to be several live size posters of various know deatheaters. The other end of the room stood at least twelve centaurs taking aim at the posters with their bows. Above the hall on a broom was flying Sirius Black. Holding onto the broom with one hand Sirius took a long drink from the tankard he was holding. Lowering his drink he threw his head back to belch. Weaving back and forth on the broom he yelled, "Take aim and Fire!" Dropping to the ground, Casper narrowly escaped becoming a pincushion as the centaurs let loose their arrows. Screams filled the room as the arrows hit the posters in various areas. Laughter filtered down from the ceiling at this. The centaurs reached back for another round of arrows.
Looking up he saw his intended victim. Harry was sitting at the high table along with several others. Harry was twirling his glasses as he leaned into Dumbledore. It appeared as if Albus Dumbledore was pulling his beard from his plate while laughing at what Harry was saying to him. Next to Harry was sitting the infamous Remus Lupin. Lupin had his head down on the table as he eyed the flying Black. On the other side of Dumbledore was sitting the current Minster of Magic, Arthur Weasley. On his head was dripping a used punch bowl. Gaining his feet, Casper approached the table.
"Mr. Potter ... Mr. Potter can I ask you a question for the Daily Prophet." Casper said as he reached the table. Pulling out a note pad from his pocket he looked at Harry. "Now that you have defeated Voldemort what do you feel would be a fitting reward for yourself?"
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Daily Prophet World Exclusive
Harry Potter Gets Married
Byline by: Casper Stevensons
It was my honor last night to attend the wedding of the century to the wizarding world. On a simple assignment I went last night Hogwarts School of Wizardry to interview the hero of the day Harry Potter. Upon arriving at the school I was directed to the main dinning hall . Walking into the hall I saw that Mr. Potter was in meeting with our beloved new Minister of Magic Mr. Arthur Weasley along with Albus Dumbledore. The other attendants to this meeting were Hogwart’s Professors Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.
My first question to Mr. Potter caused a great debate among the attendants at the table. I simply asked what should Mr. Potter's reward be for defeating You Know Who. A heated discussion took place after this question. Many suggestions were offered to Mr. Potter. Everything from a lifetime supply of lemon drops to King of the Wizarding world. Turning to Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley pressed him for an answer. With great dignity Mr. Potter announced that he wanted to marry his secret love, Professor Severus Snape. Many aahs filled the room at this.
It was decided that the wedding should take place as soon as possible to avoid any complications. Dumbledore and Professor Black were sent to bring back Professor Snape. On their return, Professor Snape seemed to be overjoyed at the prospect of marrying Mr. Potter. He was practically struggling with his escorts to the dinning hall. His tears of joy ran down his face at the sight of Mr. Potter. Mr. Weasley motioned all the participants into their correct positions before starting the ceremony. Professor Lupin answered for Professor Snape, as he was too emotional to answer. Mr. Potter seemed quite happy as he answered the questions of do you take this man. His heartfelt cry seemed to deafen his best man Professor Black. Professor Snape's best man Rubeus Hagrid spent the ceremony holding up the overwhelmed Professor. At the conclusion Professor Snape shyly accept his kiss from his new husband Mr. Potter.
The reception was held in the dinning hall following the ceremony. Many of the students were called down from their dorms to help celebrate the marriage. The toast was inspirational from Professor Black. His comments of "make my godson happy or else" was greeted with applause from all. The happy couple was placed at the high table as they opened their gifts. A toaster oven from his housemates was just a welcomed as the age reducing spell cast on Professor Snape by Dumbledor. Professor Black offered his personal collection of wizardry sexual manuals to Mr. Potter. This was received with delight as well as much amusement. The most unusual gift was from Professor Lupin. He preformed the rarely used spell of Fertilious on Professor Snape after it was noted that the couple should have children. It was at this time Mr. Potter announced that the couple would be leaving the hall to start on the children. Rice was tossed at the couple as Mr. Potter carried his new groom off to their quarters in the dungeon.
We at the Daily Prophet wish the happy couple many long years of happiness together.
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The pounding in his head seemed to be gaining in strength as Harry woke. He made a mental note of never ever mixing alcohol and spells again in his lifetime. It just hurt too much. His whole body was feeling the pain. Feeling a warmth to his right he slowly rolled toward it. There appeared to be another person in bed with him. Wrapping his arm around the person, Harry snuggled up. A quiet moan was heard from the other person. Prying open one eye Harry saw that not only was he not in his bed but he had no idea of who the young man was next to him. Closing the eye he placed a kiss on the bare shoulder in front of him. Hoping to get a clear explanation later, Harry started to drift off to sleep.
"Mr. Potter, if you think that I am going to do page 283 again you are out of your mind." Snape whispered to him.
Sitting straight up in bed Harry turned to his right. There laying next to him was a younger looking Severus Snape. Not only was he younger looking but he also had several hickeys on his neck and shoulders. Looking around the room, Harry realized that he was not in a dorm room but the private bedchamber of Snape. His and the professors clothes were shattered around the room and a pair of handcuffs were hanging from the bedpost. Turning towards Snape, Harry cried out "Oh shit. It's not a dream!"
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