Author: firewolf
Title: Oops... Part 5
Fandom: Resident Evil 4
Pairing: Jack Krauser / Leon S. Kennedy; Albert Wesker / William Birkin (in the past)
Rating: R
DISCLAIMER: Resident Evil is owned by Capcom Co. Ltd. All these characters and materials are used without permission, and I'm not profiting from this piece of fan fiction.

Summary: Jack Krauser steadfastly maintains it wasn't his fault, but he's responsible enough to take the consequences. He just hopes he survives.

* A Partial Transformation* It was rather interesting that Kennedy was only subjected to a partial transformation. He still kept his male genitalia with the opening appearing behind his scrotum. Besides that, his breasts were growing.

The poor man was traumatized. He had only just recently become comfortable with his body again when his breasts seemingly swelled with each passing day. The doctors supposed it meant Kennedy was expected to nurse his babies.

Kennedy's breasts were already marginally larger than they'd been when his body was completely female. His care givers all hoped Kennedy's breasts stopped growing before he suffered a nervous break down.

*Someone was Going to be Fired*
Someone was going to be fired. No, that was too kind. Someone was going to die.

In Wesker's worst nightmares he never imagined he'd be in a situation like this. The renovated lifts were supposed to increase the security of his base by detaining *intruders* not the agents with clearance.

Worse, Kennedy and Krauser were with him and Kennedy just ruined his dress shoes. Krauser was in a panic--

Wesker was sure someone up there hated him. It looked like it was up to him to deliver the Krauser twins. It was a good thing he carried his cell phone.

*You Should Have Let Me Have a Caesarean!*
It had been two hours since they were trapped in the lift and Wesker was determined to kill someone after they were finally rescued. Well... maybe he should try not to look it; it could probably delay their rescue.

"You should have let me have a Caesarean!"

Kennedy hadn't gotten off that fact since labour started. However, Wesker did have to sympathise. The poor guy was in a world of pain neither of his attending helpers could imagine. They had no drugs, and the herbs they did carry for emergencies were never to be used on pregnant woma-- anyone pregnant.

*You did this to me!*
Wesker was having second thoughts about the miracle of William's discovery. Kennedy had so far broken one of Krauser's hands, and it looked like he was going for two.

"You did this to me!" Kennedy had been yelling at the poor guy for the last half an hour. "I'm never ever going to let you touch me again, you Gad damn sperm dispenser!"

"Leon, be fair. It's not like you'll keep the baby making parts."

Leon's eyes suddenly turned on Wesker. "You try and do something after this is over-- and I'll *castrate* you."

Wesker immediately abandoned any nascent plans.

*Stick My-- Fingers Inside--?*
"Inside?" Wesker stared at his cell phone (which he had put on speaker).

"Yes! The umbilical cord could be in the way or caught around the baby's neck!" Kennedy's physician yelled from the device.

"But-- stick my-- fingers inside--?" His face twisted into an expression of horror.

"Wesker!" Krauser's tone made him look up. "Please, don't let my babies die."

Wesker took a deep breath and steeled himself. "Right." He gave the tired Kennedy an assuring nod before carefully easing his fingers in.

Someone was going to die for this nightmare, but it won't be Kennedy or the babies.

*The Birth*
It was nerve wracking, but Wesker did it. "It's free and-- it's crowning!"

"Leon! Push!" Leon's physician yelled from the cell. "Let your baby be born! Push!"

"Come on, Love. Push!"

"I'm pushing! If you think it's so easy, why don't you do it?"

Jack was shortly howling alongside Leon as his other hand was crushed.

Leon and Jack's son slid out into Wesker's hands. And less than a minute later, so did their daughter.

The lift chose that exact moment to move, finally opening its doors to a waiting crowd of staff. Seeing the crying babies, the throng cheered.

*If Only*
He was grinning. Wesker could hardly believe himself.

His shoes were ruined, as were his pants from kneeling on the sodden carpet. His gloves had gone the same way, and his torn shirt was wrapped around a baby. Yet he was happy despite his dishevelled state.

A Godson! Wesker couldn't believe Krauser asked and Kennedy agreed. But he supposed they thought they should offer since he did essentially save the lives of Kennedy and the twins with his timely aid.

Looking upon Vincent Scott-- Wesker couldn't help but imagine an 'if only' with William. What it could have been like...

*A Strange World*
Over a year ago, Ada and Krauser were sworn rivals; Leon was on the 'other' side and she was protecting him on the sly because she liked him; and both she and Leon killed Krauser. (Not that he stayed dead.)

Present time? Krauser married Leon; they had twins; and asked her to be their daughter's godmother. It was a strange world.

Watching Leon go through his pregnancy put her off experiencing it too, as did the 18 year commitment having a child demanded. Ada was thrilled enough to have the occasional opportunity to care for and play with Kristen Jade.

*William's Little Miracle Child*
It spoke a lot of the trust they had that the Krausers left for an evening without the kids and let the respective godparents have them.

Wesker sighed to himself as he cradled his godson. Six months had passed, and by now just about everyone at the base had seen the surveillance tapes of the elevator and watched him deliver the Krauser twins. His reputation as a complete bad ass was irretrievably destroyed.

But-- Wesker couldn't feel any regret for the chance to be carrying William's little miracle child. He could almost imagine Vincent as being his son with William.

*Love*
"Are you ready for Kristen?" Jack asked as he carried his daughter to where Leon was sitting.

"Yeah, I am." Leon handed over Vincent and uncovered his other breast.

A sappy smile was plastered on Jack's face as he watched Leon nursing his daughter.

"What?"

"Just-- jealous."

Leon glared at his husband over their daughter's head. "The breasts are only temporary. And they'd better stay temporary."

Jack held up a placating hand. "I remember you threatening Wesker, Love. I'd rather keep my balls, thank you."

"You've-- been calling me 'Love' a lot lately."

"'cause I mean it." Jack kissed him.

~owari~

Baby names selected from suggestions
http://community.livejournal.com/kafe_club/22744.html by sephysarkon
and reisha_lynn
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And that looked like a good stopping point at a final count of Fifty 100 word drabbles. @_@

I had fun writing this, hope you had fun reading it.
Cheers! firewolf